I just saw the movie Benjamin Button and I must say I am completely offended. I dont think another movie has offended me as much as that movie. How dare they portray women like that!
Basically the movie is about some chick (Cate Blanchett) who goes around being a complete whore sticking her tongue down any guy with a pulse. In addition, she goes further and basically fucks anything with an appendage. She must have fucked and sucked about 15 full countries worth of men.
She was whoring in her teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s and then comes home and realizes she is all alone. So she goes back to the mutant (Brad Pitt) and decides she wants to be with him. She had broke Brad Pitts heart though and he goes on a boat and decides to fuck a bunch of whores for a 1.50 each. He decides to pay the additional 1.00 to use no protection, a value he feels well worth it.
So basically Cate Blanchett gets dumped by the mutant and she goes back to her whoring ways trying to hook up with any and everything. She ends up with a like 16 year old boyfriend. Meanwhile Benjamin is aging and he is in diapers. If she could have banged him them, she would have. About 6 hours later, Benjamin is dead and six feet under. He then tries to dig out of the grave to go on one last boat ride and bang some pathetic ho.
Great movie!
Actually when thinking about it, they portray women just right. Heartless bitches that dump the mutant to go run off and fuck anything moving.
Happy Mothers Day!!!
:drink:~~:<<:cripwalk::think2:
Basically the movie is about some chick (Cate Blanchett) who goes around being a complete whore sticking her tongue down any guy with a pulse. In addition, she goes further and basically fucks anything with an appendage. She must have fucked and sucked about 15 full countries worth of men.
She was whoring in her teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s and then comes home and realizes she is all alone. So she goes back to the mutant (Brad Pitt) and decides she wants to be with him. She had broke Brad Pitts heart though and he goes on a boat and decides to fuck a bunch of whores for a 1.50 each. He decides to pay the additional 1.00 to use no protection, a value he feels well worth it.
So basically Cate Blanchett gets dumped by the mutant and she goes back to her whoring ways trying to hook up with any and everything. She ends up with a like 16 year old boyfriend. Meanwhile Benjamin is aging and he is in diapers. If she could have banged him them, she would have. About 6 hours later, Benjamin is dead and six feet under. He then tries to dig out of the grave to go on one last boat ride and bang some pathetic ho.
Great movie!
Actually when thinking about it, they portray women just right. Heartless bitches that dump the mutant to go run off and fuck anything moving.
Happy Mothers Day!!!
:drink:~~:<<:cripwalk::think2:
